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AMAZING!

"One day in 1939, Berkeley doctoral candidate George Dantzig arrived late for a statistics class taught by Jerzy Neyman. He copied down the two problems on the blackboard and turned them in a few days later, apologizing for the delay — he’d found them unusually difficult. Distracted, Neyman told him to leave his homework on the desk. On a Sunday morning six weeks later, Neyman banged on Dantzig’s door. The problems that Dantzig had assumed were homework were actually unproved statistical theorems that Neyman had been discussing with the class — and Dantzig had proved both of them. Both were eventually published, with Dantzig as coauthor. “When I began to worry about a thesis topic,” he recalled later, “Neyman just shrugged and told me to wrap the two problems in a binder and he would accept them as my thesis.”"

Ever wondered what your chinese/japanese pictogram tattoo really means?

So you got drunk on a night out. So you suffer and felt like doing something about it. You had a bad love life etc. Chances are that you have a tattoo because of that. And chances are that you have a tattoo with chinese/japanses letters. You think you know the meaning of the tattoo. You may be wrong. Visit this blog , these guys really know Chinese and Japanese and they will decipher that tattoo you think it says "strong" but actually means "use spoon"(they do it by request): LOLOLOLOL!    " 災 means "calamity, disaster, catastrophe", and definitely not "beauty", which is 美 ."

You need an algorithm to choose fonts for your project?Check this out !?

  That's it. The poster from above helps you in choosing the right font. Hope it helps !

You have got to read this!Most educated women in the 19th century were... you'll see!

"In the nineteenth century, a woman who owned property, made high wages, had sex outside of marriage, performed or received oral sex, used birth control, consorted with men of other races, danced, drank, or walked alone in public, wore makeup, perfume, or stylish clothes -- and was not ashamed -- was probably a w%$re." Read more here:   Educated women in past times

LOL! VILLAINS!

WHO WANTS TO LEARN PHP !?!?

Hey people ! I found a nice video tutorial on building dynamc websites. It's a Harvard Video COURSE. It covers HTTP,PHP,SQL,JavaScript,XML,Ajax. Yes it covers a lot of subjects that usually make computer scientists cringe. Javascript and php although are very popular, in the eyes of CompSci graduates Php and Javascript are halfassed languages. CLICK HERE ! Also,check out www. w3schools .com.

JAVA BY EXAMPLE

So you want to learn the JAVA API,by example. Java seems simple with all its garbage collection and simple inheritance scheme but it has a lengthy API(application program interface): kick it !  

FUNNY IMAGES

Hydrogen powered egg boiler

We need a new power source for the Tico . I came to that conclusion after we had to painfully scrounge up some coins for the fuel necessary to get home. From what I've heard, Hydrogen and Stupidity are the most easily available commodities in the Universe, so using one of these resources would be kind of free...wouldn't it ? Actually, no. Hydrogen is readily available in the solar corona but here on Earth, it is expensive to obtain, expensive to store, and dangerous to use (remember the Hindenburg ?). But let us say that we are ignorant to the danger and that we won't paint our car with the stuff they used on the Hindenburg. Hydrogen is at least a clean fuel right ? It burns (reacts with oxygen) and gives out fluffy white clouds of water vapor. Which are obviously hot. Which you could use to boil some eggs on the go, or mix with some pine scented air fresheners to leave a nice smelling puffy white cloud in your wake. (These great business ideas are already registered,...

Colors,colors everywhere!

You like a colorful world. See what the marketing domain has to say about colors. Good advice: POWER COLOR!  

Have you noticed the storms we've had lately ?

I just saw a pretty weird report on the TV. A reporter with horrible acting skills was discussing with a stereotypically looking "scientist" (huge glasses, comically unkempt, poorly dressed) about Ivan. Not the Russians but the latest hurricane that swept the north Atlantic. The main point was whether or not global warming plays a role in the increasing number of powerful hurricanes that hit the North American coasts yearly. The discussion didn't have a real conclusion, just a lot of almost hysterical pleas about fighting global warming, blaming the authorities, and urging the people to recycle. Leaving me slightly amused, it also made me curious to dig some stuff up and this is what I've stumbled upon. Page with basic info on the subject, short sentences, pretty pictures and links. Alarmist (but not necessarily false) article of the let's-run-around-like-headless-chickens-while-waving-our-hands-because-the-Apocalypse-is-upon-us type, like the ones we are l...

Hmmm!

Slang throughout the decades!

1920s 1. 23 skiddoo -- to get going; move along; leave; or scram 2. The cat's pajamas -- the best; the height of excellence 3. Gams -- legs 4. The real McCoy -- sincere; genuine; the real thing 5. Hotsy-totsy -- perfect 6. Moll -- a female companion of a gangster 7. Speakeasy -- a place where alcohol was illegally sold and drunk during Prohibition 8. The bee's knees -- excellent; outstanding 1930s 9. I'll be a monkey's uncle -- sign of disbelief; I don't believe it! 10. Gig -- a job 11. Girl Friday -- a secretary or female assistant 12. Juke joint -- a casual and inexpensive establishment with drinking, dancing, and blues music, typically in the southeastern United States 13. Skivvies -- men's underwear 1940s 14. Blockbuster -- a ...

RANDOM STUFF

Wooooooooaaaahhhhhhhh. Need a random password ,go here: RANDOM!   The basics of nano-technology : TINY STUFF  

Mars! Not the chocolate bar!

Just look at it !

Just look at it !Just look,click to enlarge!

Moon,venus. Hopes and dreams,life and death. It's time to move your knickers and do something.

So you want to learn some electronics stuff?

 So you want to feel smart about electronics or at least learn the basics of circuitry ? University of cowboys(TEXAS) has  a very good introductory course at it. It will show you the laws of the little balls called electrons in circuits. Methods of solving electronic circuits and more. Get cultivated mentally not in other ways ;). ALL MY CIRCUITS Thought on learning: it's the same as sport,you need a lot of will power.

Interesting

Why to learn?

You should learn because actually you have no job and you are still living with your parents. You should learn because life is not about how you look in the eyes of the world,stop running to invent yourselves,adopting an image and style is not a way to accomplish yourself. Don't excuse yourself that some people are born smart and others are not.Nobody comes in to this world already taught. There are some people with a genetic predisposition to learn faster and better,that doesn't mean you're stupid. By learning you are actually acquiring a tool , a tool that improves your understanding of the world and the resolution of problems. Nothing is complicated, you just have to work a little. To learn doesn't mean you have to become a dork , a geek. And I forgot ,you don't have to become a university professor. Learn as much as to know at what use you can put the tool and to get an image of the purpose. When you'll need to use it ,it will happen fast.

Brain Food

Do you suck at math ? All those years of college and you still don't know what the multiplication table is ? Cutting pork steak is as close as you got to biology ? Does Hooke's Law brings memories of some western movie ? If the answer is YES then join: Khan Academy (no, it's not related to Star Trek) Happy Learning!!!

Stuff!

Want to get safe with your P2P stuff ,check this out : ONE SWARM   "Capitalization is important.Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse." And Lazy Linux,10 essential tricks for admins : LAZY LINUX I just feel like smiling ,a real big smile.Let me have a try: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Comics

Sorry friends,I haven't been able lately to post some interesting articles due to lack of time but I will comeback in force. With the force of a thousand suns !LOL! Here are some comics and though:    

DETECT LIES BY READING EYES

I found this article that teaches you how to read when people are lying by reading the eyes of that person. I'm depressive now,I see that people tend to lie to me : lie detection   Please support me I am sad. Don't lie to me please ... please!

Are you craving for something!?

If you crave this... What you really need is... And here are healthy foods that have it: Chocolate Magnesium Raw nuts and seeds, legumes, fruits Sweets Chromium Broccoli, grapes, cheese, dried beans, calves liver, chicken Carbon Fresh fruits Phosphorus Chicken, beef, liver, poultry, fish, eggs, dairy, nuts, legumes, grains Sulfur Cranberries, horseradish, cruciferous vegetables, kale, cabbage Tryptophan Cheese, liver, lamb, raisins, sweet potato, spinach Bread, toast Nitrogen High protein foods: fish, meat, nuts, beans Oily snacks, fatty foods Calcium Mustard and turnip greens, broccoli, kale, legumes, cheese, sesame Coffee or tea Phosphorous Chicken, beef, liver, poultry, fish, eggs, dairy, nuts, legumes Sulfur Egg yolks, red peppers, muscle protein, g...

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY

Whilst searching the interwebz for stuff  I came across a very good introductory course on Computer Science and Pogramming , several VIDEO lectures held by an MIT prof. So please start educating yourselves ,click the link below : CS & P course . Also : What is a digital signature ? Digital signature

RECOVER DATA LIKE A FORENSICS EXPERT

DATA RECOVERY And Top 10 hard drive upgrades and fixes : HARD DRIVE

Computer Networks

                                The keys in understanding computer networks is understanding the protocol stack that an application uses to send information over a network. The protocol stack defines the logic,the service,the steps,the way to successfully send bit's of information between 2 or more points in a network.The other key is to understand the purpose of a stack, what kind of information it was designed to send and the performance criteria.                                For example the TCP/IP stack was designed for high availability ,in the case that a part of the network was destroyed to still be able to send to a point ,if an alternate route exists. So information is chopp...

How to tick people off! Tips on how to annoy people!

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." Practice making fax and modem noises. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge acr...

FAMILY TOWEL!

TALK AND MAKE NO SENSE! CRYPTOGRAPHY IS THE NEW SPEAK!

Have a look at cryptography. The art of hiding information in plain sight. Gery Kessler Crypto Course Picture not related:

AS3 singleton

Best SINGLETON approach in AS3: package { public final class Singleton { private static var instance:Singleton = new Singleton(); public function Singleton() { if( instance ) throw new Error( "Singleton and can only be accessed through Singleton.getInstance()" ); } public static function getInstance():Singleton { return instance; } } }

HATERS GONNA HATE!!! FASTER!!!

New species ! Free your mind !

Free your mind.See what other wonders except magnets we have in this b*tch. Our planet is full of life especially green snails: Thanks to xazy.   Magnets how do they work!?! Will come back with possibly an intelligent post on this.

PARADOXES!GET THEM ALL WHILE THEY ARE HOT!

PARADOXES,PARADOXES EVERYWHERE, a complete list of paradoxes: PARADOXES: Thanks Mr. Wilkins  

THE BEST BOOK ON OPERATING SYSTEMS

If you want a fun,smart and amazing lecture to help learn operating systems I recommend to you Tanenbaum:  The best book you can read on OSes.

THE OPERA PARROT LOL!

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TIPS ON LEARNING LINUX

          Good tips on learning LINUX: BRUNO LINUX       Bill Gates knows Ubuntu is better                           

DRIFTWOOOD!!!!

Link to article: BIG WOOD

BRAINS

DIGITAL SIGNAL PROCESSING

Digital signal processing is the art of ... processing signals to come out as you need them or get the the needed information from them. You have 2 views ,perspective points too see a signal: the time domain( a plot of the air pressure,intensity,tension over time,a plot) the frequency domain(a signal at any point in its time domain can be considered  a sum of simple signals) Diving in to this domain automatically takes you through math,computer programming and physics.  I present to you DSP guide ,it leaves the math at the end chapters.It explains eveything in a simple way: Free e-book: http://www.dspguide.com

PARTICLE ADVENTURE

Want to get a simple look at what the world is made of and understand how t3h scientists came to the conclusions they did: PARTICLE ADVENTURE

Beaver Mafia!Serious wood!

ROBOT MAFIA

Learn genetics

  Learn genetics from the Univeristy of Utah: LEARN GENETICS! Find out what is wrong with you!:))

1000 suns

Well the physics of squirting with the force of a thousand suns                         It's over 9000!!!

Hatter going to hate cat